| Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. |
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| Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. |
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| Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. |
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| All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. |
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| Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? |
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| In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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| Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. |
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| How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? |
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| Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. |
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| And one final thought: “What is essential is invisible to the eye.” |
