| Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. |
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| The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. |
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| Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. |
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| There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. |
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| Life is sexually transmitted. |
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| An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. |
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| If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?" |
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| Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. |
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| The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
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| Get the last word in: Apologize. |
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| Thoughts for a Friday..... Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. |
